I’m going into this review knowing I have never liked this band and will have nothing positive to say. To conduct my review I will listen to Days Go By from start to finish… or until I reach under the sink and power drink any chemicals I can get my stubby little hands on in an attempt to end. I heard No Doubt started there! That should affirm that “The O.C.” is a mecca of talent. But it’s also rich in culture and music history. It is home to beaches, Disneyland, and lifted F-150 pick-up trucks. The Offspring is a popular band from the region of Southern California known as Orange County. I was told to review a record by a “punk artist.” I knew exactly which throat I was going after based on the audio tragedies this band has brought about for the last twenty years. With all that being said, my first assignment wasn’t the record I wanted to do.
And I would hate to send you over the ledge because you put out a shitty record in ’08. If you happen to be one of the “artists” I review and you get upset, definitely seek out help because “artists” are often fragile people. No feelings are spared if you go online full of feelings, you’re a fragile person that should seek help. My dear friend Kendra thought people should read what I have to say regarding things you probably forgot about on purpose, because the albums I plan on reviewing are utter crap. Well kids, somebody listened and thought this dumb idea was good enough to grace this site with its ugly presence. Mostly I come up with idiotic shit to entertain myself and whoever is listening. The whole point of this column is to prove that nine times out of ten, one of my dumb ideas actually sees the light of day.
So dive in and enjoy a take so spicy, it’s hotter than a white man stealing a hot sauce recipe from his nanny and, years later, marketing it as his own Gringo brand.īefore you read on and ask why I’m writing a review of a record that came out two years ago, understand that I’m not a record reviewer nor do I even consider myself a writer. Below is the very first thing that Bad Copy’s now faithful roadie-gone-writer ever published. Not really sure what that meant in regards to an badly aging Offspring album, I approved his request to review Days Go By and let him both express and vent. He had his sights on writing reviews and he told me he was ready to spit fire. It was the year that I convinced my acquaintance, Snake, to start writing for the site that I was currently co-running (now defunct). But, 2015 felt at least a tad more carefree than the last few oppressive years have. Okay, maybe it wasn’t simpler when you actually look back at it. Trump was ramping up his attempt to rule and ruin the world. The world watched an on-air shooting in the state of Virginia. Cuba and the US had reestablished diplomatic relations. A long time ago on a website far, far away…
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